Yesterday Husband and I celebrated five years of marriage. In honor of this joyous occasion I thought I would share with you a gift he wrote for me upon our engagement. It is hanging on our bedroom wall and still makes me laugh every time I see it. (Names have been changed to protect the innocent and not-entirely-innocent). His unique and witty sense of humor is definitely part of what drew me to him and he is able to make me laugh more than anyone else. I love you with all of my heart, dear Husband.
Local Man to Marry Woman Clearly Out of His League
9/18/04 5:35 p.m.
In a move which has both confounded sociologists and inspired nerds everywhere, Miss M will wed H. this Friday, September 24th. Social experts are at a loss to explain how a notorious oddball like H. could woo such a beautiful and intelligent young lady like Miss M. " I'm very excited for both of them," said the mother of the soon to be groom. She continued, "Well, I'm actually more excited for him. Truthfully, she could've done better; I'm praying for her." Theories explaining the attraction of Miss M to H. vary from the common to the bizarre. The most popular theory is that Miss M, known for her compassion towards stray animals, is under the impression that if she doesn't wed H., he'll continue to roam the streets sifting through garbage, posting odd notes in restrooms, and using people's mailboxes for toilets.